I live in America. Land of the free, home of the brave, etc etc etc. One thing that they forgot to add to our anthem is that the music on our radio is crappy. There's no getting around it. These days, if you don't want to hear some country tune about "gettin' all jacked up" (a stellar example of the english language, yes?) or the tenthousandth variation on the same rap song, you're pretty much out of luck.

So, I invite you to hop aboard your nearest rocketship and fly to the planet Melodia (just play along, please) where radio is nothing short of epic. These songs may never get airplay where you live, but they are the #1 Hits From Another Planet...